are you really a teen?

I want proof ur an adult, post some adult sounding stuff you'd give your kids as advice (like a graduation speech?) or like write the preamble to the constitution or name the 40 something presidents like our fathers had to do to prove they were men who respected the red white and blue and fought for our nation and women would like remember their bible passage they were given when they were confirmed at their churches.

Otherwise, you damned kids, get out of our adult forum..we're doing things that are inappropriate or boring to death here.