I stepped in dog shit this morning and it went down hill from there

-I tracked dog shit through the house before work this morning; that sucked
-Wife was pissed off about the dog shit so I did'nt get any ass; that sucked
-She did make dinner, that was good but....it tasted like shit; that sucked
-The kids were screaming and destroying the house; that sucked
-I ran out of smokes and went without because its cold outside and i didnt feel like going out; that sucked
-I got a rash from my belt buckle (I'm allergic to metal and my shirt came untucked); that sucked
-Now the wife is still pissed off and going to bed, this would be good but....I still got no ass; that sucked
It's only Tuesday this sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, this forum got adults finally, that doesn't suck